一天, 老师走进课堂,学生们一齐起立喊:“老师早上好
”老师愤愤地说:“只叫早上好
那我下午呢
难道就不好了吗
”于是学生们又一齐喊:“老师下午好
”老师说道:“坐下
今天我们要复习反义词,我们这样练习,我说一句,你们大声说出反义词。
现在开始。
”老师:“今天天气很好。
”学生:“今天天气很坏。
”老师:“到处阳光明媚。
”学生:“到处阴云密布。
”老师:“年轻。
”学生:“年老。
”老师:“站立。
”学生:“躺倒”老师:“有个年轻人站立在路上。
”学生:“有个年老人躺倒在路上。
”老师:“我捡到一元钱。
”学生:“我丢了一元钱。
”老师:“我捡到一元钱,交给老师。
”学生:“我丢了一元钱,去偷老师。
”老师:“错误,不能这样说
”学生:“正确,应该这样说
”老师:“这不行,这是违法行为
”学生:“这可以,这是合法行为
”老师:“听老师的,老师说的才是正确
”学生:“听我们的,老师说的都是错误
”老师:“你们愚蠢。
”学生:“我们聪明。
”老师:“停止
”学生:“继续
”老师:“你们现在停止
别说了
”学生:“我们现在继续
还要说
”老师:“你们这些蠢猪,我说停止
”学生:“我们都是天才,我们说继续
”老师:“你们听老师的
”学生:“老师听我们的
”老师:“学生都得听老师的
”学生:“老师都得听学生的
”老师:“现在你们停止练习
”学生:“现在我们继续练习
”老师:“你们没完没了了吗
”学生:“我们有始有终的呀
”老师:“那你们就停止
蠢猪
”学生:“那我们该继续
天才
”....之后老师怒气冲冲地抱着书本走出了教室~~~~~~~~~~~~可以吧
初中校园励志小品剧本篇一:5人搞笑校园励志搞笑话剧剧本5人搞笑校园励志搞笑话剧剧本《今天和明天》今天和明天道具准备:小黑板一个、帽子一个、眼镜一副、桌子两张人物:解说员、老师、学生三个(甲——文静优雅,学习认真,严谨;乙——调皮捣蛋、典型的空想主义者,只说不做;丙——学校里面的“小混混”,没有奋斗目标,在学校度日如年;)旁白:这是西阳中学八年级的一个班,接下来即将开始张老师的一堂语文课,我们一起来看他们班这些可爱的学生们。
甲:在课前正在埋头预习课本,显得认真而从容。
乙:如果真的有一天,我的老爸给我很多钱,如果真的有一天,我的宝马,跑在平凉的大路上??(斜坐在课桌上,唱)丙:行了行了,就你这小样,还想有很多钱,还想有跑车,简直是痴人做梦,(带着鄙视的眼神说),还是老古人说的好啊,龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠生的儿子会打洞呀。
乙:你说啥,你怎么骂人呢,是不是欠揍呀,(起身,用手去拉丙的领口)甲:你们能不能别吵了,一天叽叽喳喳的烦不烦人那,(很生气的样子)。
你说你们两个,一个是白日做梦,一个是稀里糊涂的,也不知道一天趁着现在美好的时光,多学点东西,去追求一个好的未来,只说不做能出息吗?没有理想,度日如年的在学校能有出息吗,你们出息啦,太阳会从西边升起来,东边落下去?(意味深长的说,并用手从东边划过到西边)乙:东方红,太阳升,咱班出来个李富翁,他为自己谋幸
有两个,第二个可能有点长。
一:羊肉串和纳税人(英文小品)Characters: Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s. Act I (in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s) Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine. Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, ) Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax! Dabao: (change faces) Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi. Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X! Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi----! Taxi----! Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor? Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet. Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours. Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.) How do you know it? Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours. Dabao: It’s a big bug! Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan! Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok? Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones. Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter. 7Yuan, my lovely beauty. Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ? Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt. (Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left) Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place. Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go! Act II Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you. Let’s enjoy it! (In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with NO SARS) Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine. Xiaofu: Hi, Dabao: Hi. Two: What a familiar face. Two: It’s you! Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector. Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan. How is your business? Dabao: Everything is OK! 10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing. Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before. Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me. Xiaofu: Great! Have you…… Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single. Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month? Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month. Xioafu: Your receipt, please. Dabao: (shows the receipt ) Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer. Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are. Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country. Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing! Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more. Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century! Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era! X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye. D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you? Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband? Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok? Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves) Dabao, See you tomorrow. Dabao: Hope to see you everyday. 二: People: small people living with HIV, Xiao Wu, Xiao ling, the teacher: classrooms: Xiao Ling sleep lying on the table. Xiaoai next to lost books, went out. Xiao Wu Jin, sat on the location of small people living with HIV. Xiaoai (come in): well, young man, is puzzling, isn't it funny, can't you see, that I have! Xiao Wu: be conscientious and meticulous, maoshimao, actually I older than you! Xiaoai: I early in the morning came, at first glance see you? Xiao Wu: I saw last night. Xiaoai: last row is my patent! To it, I got out of bed early every day, Rob broken head, blood of DC, this position cannot be lost! Xiao Wu: the last row is my pride, treasured place here is very. As I drove from the (xiaoai:--keep trying? ) Advised the sooner you leave it at that! Xiao Ling woke up: noisy noisy noisy? Early morning so Holy quarrel in the classroom, a waste of life! Do you know you've made some errors? Ah? Xiaoai: Yes. Xiao Wu: we are not noisy. Xiao Ling: you most unforgivable--woke me up! Xiaoai sitting in front of Ling. Xiaoai: last, also is developing style. Dude, examination according to my point! Xiao Wu: Ah? Test today? Xiao Ling: not? My hands are numb! Xiaoai: Oh? Xiao Wu: sleeps, right? Ling: no! Little tired! Xiaoai: Hey, think I have a night light to toss wet rendering most of the night! Xiao Wu: uh, strenuous learning? Xiao Ling: you hit the grass? Xiaoai: Yeah, I'm thinking about examination policy! Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling get past: think of what? Small AI laughing: tell you that this trick must have! Xiao Wu, Siu-ling: come on! Xiaoai: according to the book copy--(pick up) Xiao Ling: die! Xiao Wu: it's a good idea! I did not expect it? Xiao Ling: come on. You also known as silver bullets? Well, in order to ease the tense atmosphere, debut humorous puzzles that I gave you. Xiaoai, Xiao Wu secretarial 114 copyright all to ignore her. Xiao Ling: say, exam answers a few steps? Xiaoai, Xiao Wu get past: a few steps? Xiao Ling: a three-step! The first step: write their names. (Two nods) the second step: go over the topic! (Two nods) step three:--hand rolls!The little moxa: draw oh!Small five: who ah?Linda: I'll give you a problem; say, today's exam, who is not here?The little moxa: exam today who can not come? Xiaoling?Xiao Ling: I'm not in it!Elwin: have a look around, small five?Small five: here!The little moxa: ah! I know -- i!Wu: you are white! Come with no is not a result!Xiaoling: answer, the teacher! Hasn't come in yet!The teacher came in.Three people jump: is it? How to say not to come? Oh dear. (loud)Teacher: what? The toad came in?Three people laugh.Teacher: hard! This exam! A little occupation ethics are not! What is most important in this year? -- fraction! Points, your life! (GRIN) exam, our magic!The little moxa: copy copy, our unique skill!Teacher: quick roll! The exam will not come early, it all the time! Exam began half an hour! Where did you go?Hair volume.Teacher: the examination time for two hours! Not more than a hour forbid you! Want to answer please pick up the pen, do not want to answer please rest. Want to go to the toilet classmates -- please constraint yourself!G: I have a good teacher ratio,He is looking for the cat -- mouse when the escort unreasonable demands!Xiaoling! He is the legendary rapper, or mouth can mutter said not finished?Teacher: quiet! You are quiet than tree! Don't know how you made a serious mistake? Weight than the sea!Three people open the copy.Teacher: (a little) the students please don't copy!Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I copy!The teacher walked into the little moxa: classmate, don't copy!The little moxa: how do you know? I put on the desk copy!Teacher: your table in front of the plate away, I saw!The little moxa: (looking) oh! Tough luck!The teacher confiscated the little moxa roll, Ai Gang want to stand up and walk.Teacher: sit down! No less than an hour out!The teacher walked to the next small Wu, small Wu roll of paper to table to copy.Teacher: Okay, don't pretend!Most despise you take these books of cheating, a are not technical content.Did you copy? Like this? Like this?Small five: low and then low!Teacher: (to confiscate the small roll) you will sit self-reflection, why take a Book cheat?Wu: don't want to take the book! Who let I like her (Ling) as a good grass!The small Ling stared at wu.Teacher: that's right, next time remember to grass! I love this hard-working child.Teacher: a point! Hand in.> good roll.Teacher: good. Remember the afternoon to consider the high number of! (next)The little moxa: ah! Also in the afternoon high?Xiaoling: ah!! In the afternoon the high number of! (pick up grass) just what?Small five: high...... Number?! What is that tree?Three people: a study of how to play under the grass!The teacher came in (the teacher plays the one dress).The little moxa: LanguageThe teacher!Teacher: what, how do you write a composition! (rolls to the little moxa)G: what?Teacher: you read.The little moxa: my teacher, my teacher has an oval face......Teacher: wait, (took out a big sign, write claw) is this your face melon? You write is my teacher has a paw face!Elwin: teacher, paws face and face, can't do it?Teacher: you read.The little moxa: my teacher looks really beautiful, really beautiful, really beautiful, really beautiful, really beautiful, really beautiful......Teacher: stop! You write so many really beautiful? It has come to the end!Elwin: teacher, writing is not a requirement of not less than 500 words?Teacher: you only Portrait beautiful?The little moxa: not required to write one's real feelings? This is all my emotions!Teacher: hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!The little moxa: oh! Then added: really beautiful ah!Teacher: you have a look your translations, touch the Huai died you how to translate?The little moxa: find old locust tree hanged herself!Teacher: why is the old tree? You see you explain words, explain the death, you should write to die!G: Oh, I wanted to write!Teacher: (face) you, you hang up again!The little moxa: give me a chance! I have repaired five times!Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. Heard of blister Ding cattle, do a job with skill and ease? You do a job with skill and ease to make a sentence, I will give you the!Elwin: -- -- -- fish swim blade?! Fish...... The fish, the fish swim in the water, the fish swims......Teacher: (laughing) congratulations, get --The little moxa: too?Teacher: (cold) rebuilt sixth times opportunity. (next)Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu: Oh, come on high grass.The teacher came in.Small five: Philosophy teacher!Teacher: Xiao wu!Small five!Teacher: you have a look of rolls of paper!My question is: that is the question, please answer.How do you answer?Small five: This is the answer, please give points...... No.?Teacher: you call this problem?Teacher: you -- well, the next,Questions: what is courage, why didn't you answer?Wu: my answer!Teacher: write five words!Small five: (reading) this is the courage! You 're right. And then I didn't answer the following question paper, I put it the courage to explain!Teacher: you -- you hanging!Small five: the teacher! Give me a chance! I hung up the fifteen!Teacher: let me ask you two questions. See you good luck......Small five: two -- too much!Teacher: Well, the first question to answer! Second questions you don't answer I will let you live, how much hair do you have?Small five: if I were a good.Teacher: ah!Small five: 123456789!Teacher: how do you know?Small five: the teacher, second questions I can't answer!Teacher: good! Very nice. Nicely done. Take (handed a piece of paper)Small five: This is --Teacher: restoration of single! (next)Xiaoling, Elwin: come on high --The teacher came in.Xiaoling: English teacher! (to run)Teacher: Xiao Ling, run what? Did not eat breakfast!Xiaoling: don't eat --Teacher: I saw your morning meal!Xiaoling: -- tomorrow's breakfast!Teacher: Xiao Ling, have a look the rolls of paper, you that reading comprehension is no one to! You is it right? Don't read directly see the problem?Xiaoling: not!Teacher: also dare excuses!Xiao Ling: I did not see even the subject, direct look at the answer selected!Teacher: and your composition! How familiar?Xiaoling: can't look familiar? Reading the first sentence of each paragraph the words together......Teacher: Xiao Ling, you should know! You this --Xiaoling: ah! The teacher, I have five, fifteen, no, fifty times! Don't hang up!Teacher: it's not that I don't give you...... This...... For example, you can translate the eveningdre is what mean?(to the audience) is the evening dress!Xiao Ling looking at g, wu.The little moxa: evening is the night, the most suitable for the big game!Small five: dre is mm total clamoring to buy clothes!Xiaoling: oh! Teacher, I know! It is nocturnal clothing!The teacher shook his head. (next)Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher to! The two of you study it slowly! (next)G: Well, the grass play may not be useful, I also go.Small five: how do? Hand in a blank examination paper?Elwin: of course not draw back, I went to one of the most difficult question now, then write in the volume of paper, themselves out your answer! (next)Small five: personality. (just wanna go)The teacher came in.Small five: the teacher in charge!Teacher: Xiao Wu, I talk to you.Small five: ah!Teacher: test last time this question asked: this response is what principle? What's your answer?Small five: -- physical principle.Teacher: so the answer?Small five: don't...... Is the chemical principle?Teacher: Xiao Wu! You're so it can do? Why don't love learning?Small five: -- don't like my major!Teacher: ring? You know that ring is stem what?Small five: sanitation workers.Teacher: environmental engineering!Wu: Oh? Then I graduated to do?Teacher. Environmental sanitation worker.Small five: heard that the sewage treatment.Teacher: (excited) who said that the sewage treatment? -- also air pollution!Small five: how to control the atmosphere?Teacher: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!Small five: or wastewater treatment.Teacher: your mother see your summer results?Small five: see. Secretarial copyright 114Teacher: really? You send?Small five: of course I send!Teacher: what your mother told you?Small five: my mom said to send what idle school transcript?Teacher. You go.Small five: can't go.Teacher: why?Wu: no curtain call!Four with the curtain call.(谢幕)
曾经 拥有 主演:谢佳睿,梁思齐,李思理 旁白:张豫洁 编剧:聂盼,张豫洁,王期 背景:开学后几天 旁白:友谊像一列末班车,错过了就不再来。
第一幕 苏:阿姨,这只海豚卖多少钱
老板:小姑娘真有眼光,这是本市独一无二的两只海豚,算你35块钱吧
苏:怎么办
我没带那么多的钱。
老板:那没办法了,你就买一只算了。
苏:那好吧。
一会儿 陈:哦,好漂亮
老板:小姑娘你若是喜欢就买下吧
算你便宜点,20元。
陈:好
我要了
你替我包起来吧
第二幕 公园。
苏:呵呵,今天真开心
(一蹦一跳) 回家 苏:(翻口袋)啊
海豚呢
教室,海豚摆在桌子上,陈正在玩,这时,同学甲来喊她。
她顺势把海豚放在桌上,然后慌忙的跑了出去。
过了一会儿 苏(走进教室):啊,我的海豚
(顺手拿走) 陈回来,见不到海豚,着急了,到处找不到,无奈地叹了口气。
走廊上,苏的书不小心掉了,陈热心的帮她捡起来。
苏:谢谢。
陈:不用
(看了看陈的校牌),哦,你也是206班的
我也是,我叫陈琳,你好
以后我们就是朋友了,你以后也可以叫我铃铛。
苏(点头):恩
第三幕 齐把钱悄悄的放进苏的书包。
班上 曹老师:王丽同学掉了十元钱,同学们互相检举揭发一下是谁拿了。
齐(举手):我今天看到苏怡在王丽的位置上停留了很长时间,也不知道她干了些什么。
苏:是我收作业的时候,她没在座位上,我只是翻了一下她的屉子,看看本子在不在里面而已。
齐:是吗
说不定可不是这样。
苏:齐茉,我怎么待你你是知道的,为什么要这么说我
齐:我说的是事实啊
怎么,有胆量做没胆量承认吗
苏:真的不是我啊~ 这时,同学丙与同学乙偷偷议论 丙:自己拿了还不承认,好意思。
乙:就是的,真没想到她是这样的人。
苏:不是的,不是的(快哭出来了) 这时,陈站起来了 陈:老师,我相信苏怡她不会做这种事,请您让王丽在仔细找找吧。
曹老师:恩,王丽同学,你再找找吧
王丽(惊喜):找到了
夹在语文书里面呢。
苏:我说过了不是我拿的。
课后 苏:谢谢你相信我。
陈:我们之间有什么好谢的,都是好朋友嘛
(两人相互视一笑) 苏:铃铛,我们认识这么久了,又这么要好,明天你就到我家去玩吧
陈:好
第四幕 陈看到橱窗里的海豚。
陈(质问):你怎么会有这个东西
苏:这本来就是我买的呀
陈:什么
那是我买的,怎么会在你那里
苏:不是…… 陈(打断):不必说了,你若想要,跟我讲就是了,干嘛拿走我的
苏:你说什么
我根本就没拿你的
陈:你还狡辩
你太让我失望了,真没想到你是这样的人
(头也不回,背着包走了) 第五幕 齐茉:铃铛,你何必管苏怡呢
想跟你做朋友的人多得是。
陈沉默不语 齐茉:好了。
你也不必太在意了,多她一个朋友与少她一个都无所谓,不是吗
喏(拿出牌),这是你上次抽的塔罗牌,上面就印证了你们的关系迟早会破裂的。
与其受此煎熬,不如趁早的跟她讲明白。
像她这种做贼的朋友,还是不交得好
陈:我也不想这样的。
齐茉:开心点了。
(拍了拍陈的肩膀) 第六幕 教室里(午休时间) (苏托着海豚走进教室)苏:铃铛那么在意这个海豚,我就送给她好了。
(教室里几个女生围上来都说海豚好看,这时,陈与齐走进教室) 齐茉:不要脸,还敢拿出来炫耀。
(众:议论纷纷) 苏:不是的,我……(陈与齐耳语,陈脸色变了) 陈:不用再说了
你可真行,拿着别人的东西还敢出来炫耀。
苏:铃铛,你听我说,我是要把它拿来送给你的。
陈:送
亏你说得出口,应该是物归原主吧
苏:我真的没拿你的海豚
陈:哼
没拿
没拿怎么会在你家
苏:你怎么能这样冤枉我呢
你为什么不相信我
陈:冤枉
(夺过海豚,却在夺的过程中将海豚摔碎了) 苏蹲在地上哭。
沉楞住了,半晌又说了一句:你不是说要送给我吗
现在就当它已经送给我了,我们以后互不相欠
(断然离开) 旁白:陈后来转学了。
第七幕 教室里两个不同的角落。
苏与她的新朋友。
苏:曾经,我有过一段让我难以忘怀的友情。
陈与齐在教室的另一头 陈:我想相信她,但我始终没有勇气对她说一声,我愿意原谅她。
苏:或许我们之间缺少一些相知,这是我们之间无法逾越的鸿沟。
陈:友情总是太容易得到,但又太容易失去。
擦肩而过。
做在地上,弯着膝盖,背对背。
合念:为什么在你的眼里 找不到我要的信任 如果我们之间能多一点理解 我们或许就不会在人潮中擦肩而过,形同陌路。
人物:老师、石小军、学生甲、乙、丙、丁、戊场景1:在教室里,五位学生坐着(画外音):又是—个新学期开始了,五(2)班的同学们坐在教室里,正热烈地交流着暑假的生活!)生甲:暑假里你们到哪儿去玩了?生乙:去的地方可多了,北京、上海、长沙,九寨沟差不多游了半个中国呀。
生丙:我参加了野外训练营,太折磨人了,我第二天就逃回来了。
生丁:唉,我可是哪儿都没去,上学期考了个78,我老妈让我在家里深刻反醒,卧薪尝胆。
哎呀闷死了,无聊死了。
生戊:可怜的孩子呀(摸了一下丙的头),你们说是不是(面向其他生)众生:深表同情,哈哈哈……(石小军胆怯的入内,众生惊讶的议论)师:同学们,这学期我们五(二)班来了一位新同学,让我们用热烈的掌声欢迎他的到来。
(掌声起)下面请他来自我介绍一下吧。
(老师期待的目光投向石小军,众生望向他。
)(石小军怯怯地看看老师又看看同学,张了张嘴,又低下头。
)师:没关系,大胆地说。
石小军:(又看看老师,继而看看同学)我……我叫石小军……(众生憋不住偷笑)生乙:讲话怎么那么怪腔怪调的呀?生丙:怎么连最起码的普通话也不会讲呀?生甲:八成是从哪个山沟沟里出来的吧。
众生:哈哈哈……(老师作惊讶状,转而看看石小军,把头低得更低了)师:同学们,静一下,小军来自天府之国四川。
这是他的家乡话,就象我们也有宁波话一样,有些同学不也是在学校里经常偷偷地讲方言吗?(众生安静、低头)师:小军的家乡可是邓小平爷爷的故乡呢。
那里还出了好多名人,而且物产丰富,XX,你不是最爱吃四川火锅吗? (生点头)四川还有许多著名的旅游胜地呢,XX,你暑假里好象刚去过四川的……生乙:九寨沟。
师:那里景色怎么样?生乙:可美了!师:对呀,四川还有乐山大佛、娥眉山,我们课本里学过的美丽的五彩池就在那里呢! (众生议论)师:小军讲普通话还不是很流利,但我相信他一定能学好,我也相信我们每一位同学都愿意帮助他一起讲好,是吗?众生:是。
师:好,小军,你先到那儿去坐着。
(石小军下)现在我们开始上课请大家打开课本(师转向往黑板板书)场景2(画外音起:一节课下了,已经是午饭时间了,同学们纷纷从食堂打回自己菜)生甲:学校的菜真难吃,要是现在让我吃肯德基的大汉堡就好了。
生戊:肯德基我已经吃厌了,最好让我吃上岛咖啡的牛排。
(生戊往前探石小军的菜,回头悄悄地对生丁说着什么)生丁:(跑到石小军跟前张望)石小军,这是什么,咸菜呀生甲、乙:(一起跑上):啊,这东西你也要吃呀。
石小军:(低头捂住饭盒)……生甲:我最讨厌吃咸菜了。
生乙:我也是。
生丙:真不知他怎么吃下去的?(众生议论纷纷。
这时老师进来,众生匆忙回到位置上,作吃饭状)师:怎么了?众生:没……没事。
师(走到小军前):小军,你今天带了什么菜呀?(低头看小军的菜盒)是咸菜呀,老师最喜欢吃了。
(众生感到惊讶)能给老师尝尝吗?(小军有点吃惊,迟疑地把饭盒从桌子底下拿上来。
老师用筷子夹着尝了一下(众生看得呆。
)师:嗯真好吃!(看见其他学生看着)你们要不要尝尝?众生:好。
师:小军,你愿意给大家尝尝吗?小军:嗯。
(众生一拥而上。
)生丙(慢慢品尝):嗯,还不错呀。
生丁:是呀,酸酸咸咸还可以。
师:咸菜可是一样有特色的菜呀,大家去看看介绍宁波饮食的特色就会发现有咸菜呀。
小军给大家尝了美味的咸菜,你们有什么好吃的呀?生丙:小军,给你我的鸡腿。
生丁:我的螃蟹。
众生:我的……我的……生甲:干脆我们坐到一起吃吧。
(众生围坐在一起)场景3:劳技中心内生甲:这个太难弄了,滑来滑去。
生乙:手都差点割开,(转向丁)哎,你怎么不做啊
生丁:算了吧,这个是木工做的活,我这双手还要用来弹钢琴呢
生丙:你们说我们学这个有什么用啊。
生乙:就是啊,唉还不如玩电脑呢
生戊:嘘,你们看小军的木头马好象做好了。
众生:哇,好漂亮
生丁:小军你是哪儿学过的吧,这么厉害。
众生:就是,你就不怕手割破啊
石小军:我是从我爸爸那里学来的。
生丙:怪不得呢,看来你的手和我这双钢琴家的手,一样灵活嘛
生甲:去去去,人家可是熟能生巧。
那像你每天练琴不到10分钟,就说手抽筋呢
(众生笑)生乙:小军说说你爸爸吧,他这人挺逗的。
石小军:我爸爸是到宁波来打工的。
爸爸在建筑工地赚钱供我读书,说要一直让我读到大学,等有出息了再回去给我们村修条公路。
好让我们村里人能富起来。
生丙:修条路要好多钱呐
你爸爸可真伟大。
生甲:你很爱你爸爸吧
石小军:恩,我爸爸身体不好,老是咳嗽,等我长大了一定要把他的(bìng)治好
生甲:真是好令人感动呢
生戊:别感动了,快下课了,不做好劳技分数就没了。
生丁:就是,我看,还是请教一下小军做这个的窍门吧
众生:对对对。
(众生围着小军)(画外音:不知不觉中石小军这个外来民工子弟已经融入到班集体中了。
)场景4:操场(画外音:学校的秋季运动会到了,石小军正在代表502班参加1000M长跑)众生:石小军,加油!后面的人差你一大截呢
石小军,加油!就快到终点了
(石小军突然摔倒)生乙:老师,怎么办?王老师:大家别急,我们一起给小军加油。
众生:石小军,站起来!站起来!(画外音:小军在大家的喊声中忍痛站了起来又继续往前跑去。
)众生:石小军,加油!……众生:哦,第一名!万岁!(众生拥向小军。
)生甲:小军,你真厉害!第一名呀!生乙:真是好样的,你现在是我们班的英雄了师:大家快让小军坐下吧,他脚受伤了。
生丙:唉呀,都流血了,我们快扶小军到那边坐下吧。
(师给小军清理伤口。
)生甲:小军,你没事吧?生丙:老师,小军给我们班争了光,我们应该给他奖励。
生乙:是呀,小军,你想要什么礼物?小军:我不要礼物。
生丙:那你有什么愿望?小军(想了想):我长这么大还没有看见过大海,我想看看大海什么样?(众生相互看看)师:同学们,有机会我们一定要满足小军的愿望,好吗?众生:嗯!场景3(画外音:又是一个早晨同学们正在教室里进行早自修)地点:教室生甲:已经过了上学时间了,石小军怎么还没来呀?生乙:是呀,真奇怪,平时他都是很早到的。
生丙:会不会有什么事情呀?生丁:别瞎猜,说不定他今天睡懒觉了呢。
(师匆匆进教室,神色凝重)师:同学们,今天石小军不能来上学了。
众生:为什么呀?师:小军的爸爸在建筑工地上班,昨天从脚手架上掉下来了,很严重,现在正在医院里,他的妈妈没在身边,小军现在正在照顾他爸爸。
(众生议论,表现出担忧)师:昨天我去看过小军,他很难过,他跟我说,他不想上学了,爸爸住院需要一大笔钱,他要去赚钱给爸爸治(bìng)……生甲:那怎么行?生乙:是呀,小军还是个小学生呢!生丙:再说他平时学习那么刻苦,这段时间来赶上我们不少呢。
师:同学们,我们大家想想办法,能不能帮帮小军。
(众生低头思索。
)生甲:老师,我们可以为他补习功课。
生乙:我们可以利用休息时间帮他一起照顾他爸爸。
生丁:老师,不是说小军爸爸看(bìng)需要很大一笔钱吗,我们就开展一个捐款活动吧,把捐得钱给他看(bìng)。
尘甲:这个主意好,我少吃肯德基就行了。
生戊:我们还要发动全校同学都来为他捐款。
生丙:对呀,我们要写一封倡议书。
师:孩子们,你们的建议很不错,那就让我们快点行动吧。
(画外音:就这样,同学们忙开了:他们有的写倡议书,有的做捐款箱,在正式捐款的那天学校里排起了长龙,场面可真是大呀。
)生甲:哎呀,好重呀。
生乙:老师,你看(递上捐款箱)师:同学们,你们很能干,现在,让我们一起去把这笔钱交给小军吧。
众生:好!(师带生下)场景4:地点:北仑港码头(画外音:秋游到了,大家向大队部提议去北仑港参观)(生甲、乙奔跑着出来):啊,海鸥,小军,快来看呀。
(众生出来)啊,小军,你看,大轮船。
老师,快来呀生甲、乙:海风真舒服呀!小军:大海真美呀!(话外音:小军的愿望实现了,可还有更多的民工子弟的梦想,需要我们和他们手拉手一起来实现
让我们一起来关注这一群同在一片蓝天下的孩子们吧
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